Stolen Scribbles

  1. West Bengal lies in the eastern region of India.
  2. Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.’ – Albert Einstein.!!!
  3. Everything Will Be Okay in the End. If It’s Not Okay, It’s Not the End .
  4. STOP EVERYTHING YOU’RE DOING!! Think about me for 3 seconds. 1… 2… 3… You have just experienced the best 3 seconds of your life!
  5. New Year’s Resolution #1,206: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time
  6. Jasmine was in a Live-In relationship with Aladdin, Snow White lived alone with 7 men,Robin Hood was a Thief, Tarzan walked & Jumped on trees without clothes, a stranger kissed Sleeping beauty and she married him, Cinderella lied and she sneaked out at night to attend a party .These are the stories parents raise their kids with and then they complain the younger generation is spoilt! Wat an irony!!
  7. Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental.
  8. Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?
  9. I’d like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?
  10. Brains aren’t everything. In fact, in your case they’re nothing.
  11. I like you. People say I’ve no taste, but I like you.
  12. Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
  13. I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception. – Groucho
  14. Disclaimer:WARNING:-READ IT AT YOUR OWN RISK

    THE FOLLOWING IDEAS ARE DANGEROUS AND ADDICTIVE.REPEATED USE CAN INDUCE INSOMNIA, DELUSIONAL FANTASY, FITS OF LIBITNESS, FRUSTRATION AND OTHER PSYCHRIATIC CONDITIONS. WHEN READING PLACE FEAT FIRM TO THE GROUND, TOUNGE FIRM TO CHEEK AND FASTEN YOUR MENTAL SAFETY BELT TIGHTLY. ABOVE ALL,REMEMBER, THEIR IS A FABRIC OF REALITY BEGINS TO RIP AROUND YOU AND UNEASY FEELING OVERTAKE YOUR SENSE OF SELF. BREATHE DEEP AND HAVE FUN.

  15. Ancient computers:
    History has a nice way of putting things in perspective. Imagine this: the first hard disk drive was a monstrosity consisting of 50 platters, each two feet in diameter. It required four able-bodied men to lift it into the back of a truck for transportation. And all of this provided a grand total of 5 MB of storage space, just enough for a single MP3 song! Oh, and it cost US $ 50,000.
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